The Horrendous Blog of Herra Sakaali
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Five Night’s at Freddy’s Poster from my DeviantArt account: BrianXKaren

Isn’t it quite ridiculous when people treat you like absolute dirt and expect you to treat them with respect?

And barely speak third grade English over the mic!

And barely speak third grade English over the mic!

tastefullyoffensive:

Cute Dog Problems [via]

I understand why ankle biters are cranky and yappy most of the time, now. I’d be pretty frustrated, too, if I wasn’t intimidating

tastefullyoffensive:

Cute Dog Problems

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I understand why ankle biters are cranky and yappy most of the time, now. I’d be pretty frustrated, too, if I wasn’t intimidating

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whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

I lost my shit at ‘what do you call a dog with no legs?’ I couldn’t breathe for a bit

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thinksquad:

Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

How to handle the language barrier

German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/2014/10/03/german-colleges—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

This is actually making me cry…it’s one of those times when you realize that your own government just truly, honestly, does not give a shit about your wellbeing in any way.

If Americans don’t reblog this, then y’all need help.

My brother is looking into this. So happy

I’m actually going to seriously look into this.

Yet another reason why America sucks

"Can you, like, for once second not be a fuck-wit?"Why is this not a TV series?

There’s also a remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHpkB4wKd0

My ears.. This sound I accidentally generated in Audacity hurt my ears, made my eyes water, and made me dizzy all in the 10 seconds of this. This is worse than the mosquito tone. So what. My ears are sensitive…

NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH SENSITIVE EARS.

Edit: Wow. Uploading it to Tumblr deafened the sound a bit so it’s not as piercing as the original file

tastefullyoffensive:

Oh, bother.

sirkavalierthefox:

furbearingbrick:

bundere:

click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE

i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that

johnparker97

sirkavalierthefox:

furbearingbrick:

bundere:

click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE

i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that

johnparker97